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Remember the story about the Judge in
Tulsa that was busted with a "personal
enhancement device" under his robes?
This is my homage to
The Judges Pump.

So, our President is at, what Okies &
Texans might call ,"this big 'ol swanky
hoorah", called the G-8 Summit when an
open mic catches El Presidente talking
with his mouth full AND another little
indiscretion. I had to tell the story MY
WAY...it's
G-8, The Musical!

A Green Christmas
An inconvenient parody...for my
tree-huggin' friend Sunny.

When 19-year old Tyler Hammons got
elected Mayor of Muskogee, OK it
created national attention! ....got my
attention too so I wrote a song for the
Mayor of Muskogee

You might have heard the story about
the serial Toe Licker in Tulsa. He waited
in parking lots and watched for women
wearing sandals. After they got out of
their car, he waited UNDER the cars until
they came back so he could orally
assault their sweaty toes. Yikes...that
kind of dedication deserves a song. A
Toe Licker Song?

Andy always gave me grief about the
dangers or riding my Harley. Then he
had took his son, Riley, sledding and
crashed into a tree. I had to RUB IT IN a
bit with
Hot Rod Sleddin'

Every year the big "Calf Fry" in Stillwater
attracts thousands. There's music and
parties and LOTS of testes to be
consumed. Great balls of fire!!! No...
Fried Balls in Batter!!!

So after Andy's sledding accident with
his son he begins to make promises to
compensate for the guilt of having
broken Riley's leg. He promises him a
new puppy. A chihuahua mix that Riley
names Chuy Paco. I tried to help by
writing the
Ballad of Chuy Paco