I moved to upstate New York! The
Finger Lakes region where there's lots
of good country livin'! Now I have been
introduced to the joys of living with well
water. Well...the aroma anyway.
That cultural adjustment deserved a
song.
The Well Water Song
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Every year I participate in the MS-150. It's
a 2 day, 150 mile bicycle ride to help raise
money to fight MS! A serious cause like
that needs a little humor to help ease the
pain of 150 miles on a bicycle seat in the
heat. So I wrote...
The MS-150 Song
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Andy always gave me grief about the
dangers or riding my Harley. Then he
had took his son, Riley, sledding and
crashed into a tree. I had to RUB IT IN a
bit with
Hot Rod Sleddin'
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Remember the story about the Judge in
Tulsa that was busted with a "personal
enhancement device" under his robes?
This is my homage to
The Judges Pump.
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When "The Badger State" (Wisconsin)
proudly announced the choice of a state
BACTERIUM I had to laugh! Then I had
to sing. Here's my
Lactococcus Lactis Rag
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An inconvenient parody...for my
tree-huggin' friend Sunny.
A Green Christmas
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You might have heard the story about
the serial Toe Licker in Tulsa. He waited
in parking lots and watched for women
wearing sandals. After they got out of
their car, he waited UNDER the cars until
they came back so he could orally
assault their sweaty toes. Yikes...that
kind of dedication deserves a song. A
Toe Licker Song?
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During the Presidential campaign John
Kerry faced off with Andrew Meyer during
a college question session. Kerry didn't
like Andrews questions, Andrew didn't
want to give up his mic until his questions
were answered, so campus police got a
little "Barney Fife" with him. Andrews
response became a national headline
Don't Tase Me Bro!
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We heard the story of a local wife and
mother that got FED UP with her entire
family treating her with a near total lack
of respect. Her husband, kids...even her
own Mom & Dad took her for granted,
left her at home while they went out
together,,,But the last straw was when
NO ONE even noticed it was her
birthday! They're...
In the Doghouse Now!
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After nearly 5 years together on the
Morning Show and 15 or so working
together, my friend Andy decided to
retire. He wanted to pursue his dream of
building BANJOS! Oh brother! Did THAT
ever deserve a song!
Oh Andy!
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So after Andy's sledding accident with
his son he begins to make promises to
compensate for the guilt of having
broken Riley's leg. He promises him a
new puppy. A chihuahua mix that Riley
names Chuy Paco. I tried to help by
writing the
Ballad of Chuy Paco
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OK...I love Sheryl Crow and all. But when
she went off on everyone, preaching that
we should all use just ONE square of T.P.
each time we visit the "toity", she lost me.
Sorry Shery! I like my buns to be
Immaculate Buns
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